Youngest Son : Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between
"potentially and reality"?
Dad : I will show you.
Dad turns to his wife and asks her : Would you sleep with Robert Redford for 1 million dollars ?
Wife : Yes of course ! I would never waste such an opportunity !
Then Dad asks his daughter, if she would sleep with Brad
Pitt for 1 million dollars ?
Daughter : Wow ! Yes ! This is my fantasy !
So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him : Would you sleep
With Tom Cruise for 1 million dollars ?
Elder Son : Yeah ! Why not ? Imagine what I could do with 1 million dollars ! I would never hesitate !
So the father turns back to his younger son saying : You see
son, "potentially" we are sitting on 3 million dollars, but in
"reality" we are living with 2 prostitutes and 1 gay !
1 comment:
haha nice!
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