02 January 2011

Potentially and Reality

Youngest Son : Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between

"potentially and reality"?

Dad : I will show you.

Dad turns to his wife and asks her :  Would you sleep with Robert Redford for 1 million dollars ?

Wife : Yes of course ! I would never waste such an opportunity !

Then Dad asks his daughter, if she would sleep with Brad

Pitt for 1 million dollars ?

Daughter :  Wow ! Yes ! This is my fantasy !

So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him : Would you sleep

With Tom Cruise for 1 million dollars ?

Elder Son : Yeah ! Why not ? Imagine what I could do with 1 million dollars ! I would never hesitate !

So the father turns back to his younger son saying : You see

son, "potentially" we are sitting on 3 million dollars, but in

"reality" we are living with 2 prostitutes and 1 gay !

1 comment:

erin said...

haha nice!