He said to me... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
I said to him... You wear pants don't you?
I said... That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and fart.
I said to him... Turn sideways and look in the mirror
I said to him... They don't have time.
I said to him... I don't know; it has never happened.
I said to him... They already have boyfriends.
I said... A widow.
He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him.... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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